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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]
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[fzzt]
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--AAAAGH!
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Oh! That was horrible!
#500:00:21.833→00:00:23.614
Wait... no!
#600:00:23.614→00:00:24.923
What is this?!
#700:00:24.923→00:00:27.085
THIS ISN'T MASSACHUSETTS!
#800:00:27.085→00:00:28.358
Oh no...
#900:00:28.358→00:00:30.245
Oh, God! They fucked me!
#1000:00:30.245→00:00:33.778
I TOLD THEM EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND THEY FUCKED ME!
#1100:00:33.778→00:00:36.311
[screaming]
#1200:00:36.311→00:00:38.815
THIS IS WORSE THAN EVERYTHING!
#1300:00:38.815→00:00:41.484
Oh, God! I feel strange...!
#1400:00:41.484→00:00:42.427
Dizzy...!
#1500:00:42.427→00:00:44.113
Is this gravity...?!
#1600:00:44.113→00:00:45.783
Oh! Okay...!
#1700:00:45.783→00:00:48.034
[whimpering]
#1800:00:48.034→00:00:58.672
[hyperventilating]
#1900:00:58.672→00:01:01.548
Okay... well, I gotta do something...
#2000:01:01.548→00:01:04.472
This day's going to shit.
#2100:01:04.472→00:01:07.058
All right. There's something over there.
#2200:01:07.058→00:01:08.835
I'm going for it.
#2300:01:08.835→00:01:10.331
NnyaaaaaaaAAAAAAA--
#2400:01:10.331→00:01:10.995
Oof!
#2500:01:10.995→00:01:12.434
Are you kidding me?
#2600:01:13.204→00:01:14.000
Fuck.
#2700:01:15.078→00:01:16.449
Oh, he's hiding.
#2800:01:16.449→00:01:18.734
Gee, where could he have gone?
#2900:01:19.777→00:01:21.360
Oh, I think I see him.
#3000:01:21.360→00:01:22.701
I think I see him.
#3100:01:23.480→00:01:27.137
Yeah, that's right. Shoot away the madness.
#3200:01:27.137→00:01:30.566
Oh, lovely. Here's a wonderful fucking omen.
#3300:01:30.566→00:01:33.701
I would get a picture of this tattooed on me.
#3400:01:33.701→00:01:36.635
This so concisely sums up everything.
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Just everything.
#3600:01:37.876→00:01:41.181
And he had a helmet on so what does that say about me?
#3700:01:41.181→00:01:44.333
Well, I'm not taking it. It has germs now.
#3800:01:44.333→00:01:47.574
Oh, God! What's happening?!
#3900:01:47.574→00:01:49.141
Gotta keep moving.
#4000:01:49.141→00:01:49.667
Ha!
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[vortigaunt charging up] WAAAAAAAH!
#4200:01:52.256→00:01:52.801
NO!
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[houndeye charging up] STOP!
#4400:01:54.289→00:01:55.285
[houndeye charging up] WHERE ARE YOU?!
#4500:01:55.285→00:01:56.801
[houndeye attack] BLAH!
#4600:01:58.289→00:02:01.644
YOU HAVE ALL OF INFINITE SPACE TO TELEPORT TO!
#4700:02:01.644→00:02:06.299
I'VE ALREADY CLAIMED THIS... horrible... chunk...
#4800:02:06.299→00:02:10.081
Okay, I guess I'll make my way to the big thing, then...
#4900:02:10.081→00:02:13.167
...blow my brains out, I don't know...
#5000:02:14.509→00:02:15.058
Ha!
#5100:02:15.058→00:02:16.482
...don't miss, don't miss!
#5200:02:16.482→00:02:18.749
Oh, good, it didn't flip.
#5300:02:18.749→00:02:23.083
I'm not sure how these are floating; I guess they're filled with a lighter gas?
#5400:02:23.083→00:02:27.088
I mean, if it was magnetism, wouldn't that affect some of my suit or weapons?
#5500:02:27.088→00:02:29.323
Actually, I don't know what metals are on me.
#5600:02:29.323→00:02:29.884
Dah!
#5700:02:29.884→00:02:30.875
Eee!
#5800:02:30.875→00:02:31.567
NYAAH!
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Okay, don't freak out...
#6000:02:34.175→00:02:35.374
Don't freak out...!
#6100:02:35.374→00:02:37.408
I SAID DON'T FREAK OUT, DAMMIT!
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OKAY!
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NAH!
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NUH!
#6500:02:41.428→00:02:44.023
I'M TOTALLY NOT FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!
#6600:02:44.023→00:02:46.484
BECAUSE... THIS IS ME NOT FREAKING OUT!
#6700:02:46.484→00:02:49.158
WHAT DO I HAVE TO FREAK OUT OVER, ANYWAY?!
#6800:02:49.158→00:02:50.975
NOTHING! BECAUSE I'M NOT!
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I'M JUST NAVIGATING FLOATING OBSTACLE COURSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A...
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GIANT... PLATE-BALANCING TRICK DESIGNED BY H. R. GIGER!
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FUCK YOU, REALITY!
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YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!
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AND... BONE PILLAR THINGS AND... BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE...!
#7400:03:07.089→00:03:08.033
NYAH!
#7500:03:08.589→00:03:09.897
...wwwwAAAAAAH!
#7600:03:09.897→00:03:11.837
REALITY'S BROKE!
#7700:03:11.837→00:03:13.373
Why is there gravity?!
#7800:03:13.373→00:03:16.636
I look below this thing and there's just the void!
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Wah!
#8000:03:17.779→00:03:19.264
Waa-aaa-AAAH!
#8100:03:19.264→00:03:22.100
Okay, I'm clear for landing on the hell blob.
#8200:03:23.673→00:03:28.140
So, am I supposed to believe this thing is dense enough to cause gravitational pull?
#8300:03:28.140→00:03:30.622
I don't fucking think so!
#8400:03:30.622→00:03:35.398
Not only is that stupid but that would've yanked me sideways with that top platform.
#8500:03:35.398→00:03:37.868
A ledge. Why not?
#8600:03:37.868→00:03:38.983
Whoa-ho-ho!
#8700:03:38.983→00:03:40.028
[houndeye charging up, Xen crystal bolt] WAH!
#8800:03:40.028→00:03:41.299
[houndeye charging up] WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
#8900:03:41.299→00:03:42.434
[houndeye attack, Xen crystal bolt] WAH!
#9000:03:43.451→00:03:45.300
Shoot the madness... shoot the madness...
#9100:03:46.182→00:03:46.971
No!
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[Xen crystal bolt] WAAH!
#9300:03:48.069→00:03:49.458
[Xen crystal bolts] LET ME IN!
#9400:03:49.458→00:03:50.398
[Xen crystal bolts] God, Je..!
#9500:03:50.398→00:03:53.007
[Xen crystal bolts] [straining]
#9600:03:53.007→00:03:57.394
Ah, a first aid kit. I guess somebody else made it this far.
#9700:03:57.394→00:04:00.189
I wonder how many explorers they just dumped out here.
#9800:04:00.189→00:04:01.541
Probably a lot.
#9900:04:01.541→00:04:04.625
Maybe that's why I couldn't get a helmet: they ran out.
#10000:04:04.625→00:04:05.641
What the hell is this thing?
#10100:04:05.641→00:04:07.500
[Xen crystal bolts] Ah! Fuck!
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PURPLE... PROACTIVE... BUG ZAPPERS!
#10300:04:11.332→00:04:12.777
[Xen crystal bolt] AH!
#10400:04:12.777→00:04:13.819
FUCK OFF!
#10500:04:13.819→00:04:14.831
[houndeye charging up] NO!
#10600:04:14.831→00:04:16.026
SHUT UP!
#10700:04:16.026→00:04:18.511
[houndeye charging up] STOP! NO!
#10800:04:18.511→00:04:20.300
FOR CRYING OUT L-- THERE!
#10900:04:20.300→00:04:24.606
Yeah, go do your little dance... you freak.
#11000:04:24.606→00:04:26.555
Yeah, you can't even do THAT right.
#11100:04:26.555→00:04:27.842
[Xen crystal bolt] AH!
#11200:04:27.842→00:04:31.858
Oh! I-- you're not worth it. Not yet.
#11300:04:31.858→00:04:33.334
What IS this thing?
#11400:04:34.563→00:04:36.674
Wah! What happened?
#11500:04:36.674→00:04:38.834
Did it steal a piece of my soul?
#11600:04:38.834→00:04:40.290
Give it back!
#11700:04:40.290→00:04:42.881
No... it's not really worth it.
#11800:04:42.881→00:04:45.726
Well, I guess I have a water source... maybe.
#11900:04:45.726→00:04:46.770
Stop that!
#12000:04:46.770→00:04:49.335
Well, I guess I'll check out the interior.
#12100:04:49.335→00:04:53.641
Maybe I can find a weak point and blow this up. That would make me feel better.
#12200:04:53.641→00:04:55.765
Fucking nightmare.
#12300:04:55.765→00:04:57.890
Oh, there IS something in here.
#12400:04:57.890→00:05:01.946
Well... yeah, it's about what I was expecting.
#12500:05:01.946→00:05:03.101
A lot of water.
#12600:05:03.101→00:05:06.107
If anything here is edible, I can go for weeks.
#12700:05:06.107→00:05:10.400
Well, guess this is my new home! I'll get settled in.
#12800:05:11.085→00:05:15.145
Is this a mushroom? I'm no stranger to mushrooms.
#12900:05:15.145→00:05:18.565
Oh, it lights up. Dream décor for a stoner.
#13000:05:18.565→00:05:20.727
It does make the place cozier.
#13100:05:20.727→00:05:21.934
What the hell is this?
#13200:05:24.146→00:05:26.155
Eh, I'll try and eat it later.
#13300:05:26.155→00:05:29.760
Really, I need to eat those things I killed on the ledge first
#13400:05:29.760→00:05:32.156
because they're going to rot if I wait too long.
#13500:05:32.156→00:05:35.256
I'm REALLY hoping I can find a way to cook them
#13600:05:35.256→00:05:38.275
because dinner is going to be harsh enough as it is.
#13700:05:38.275→00:05:41.505
Yeah, turn on all the mushrooms, I don't care about the power bill.
#13800:05:41.505→00:05:45.616
Okay, those blinking lights are annoying; I'll take care of that later.
#13900:05:45.616→00:05:51.138
This, actually, isn't THE worst apartment I've ever had. It's close, though.
#14000:05:51.138→00:05:52.929
What's this? A bird cage?
#14100:05:52.929→00:05:58.010
Well, I'm pretty sure I can't eat rhombuses, so you're free to go.
#14200:05:58.010→00:05:59.163
Enjoy.
#14300:05:59.163→00:06:01.516
Well, they'd better figure out how to fly out of here
#14400:06:01.516→00:06:04.020
or else I'm gonna swat 'em later.
#14500:06:04.020→00:06:08.903
No, I don't want to waste the ammo. I haven't done a full perimeter check yet.
#14600:06:08.903→00:06:10.990
So, where am I going to sleep?
#14700:06:10.990→00:06:12.157
Oh no!
#14800:06:12.157→00:06:14.702
Well, I can't call this an earthquake.
#14900:06:14.702→00:06:16.439
Oh God! Ah!
#15000:06:16.439→00:06:20.035
OKAY, THIS APARTMENT'S DEFINITELY THE SECOND WORST I'VE HAD!
#15100:06:20.035→00:06:22.584
IT'S STILL NOT INFECTED WITH BEDBUGS!
#15200:06:22.584→00:06:25.198
WHAT IS THIS?! IS THIS A TELEPORTER?!
#15300:06:25.198→00:06:27.896
IT COULD SEND ME INTO SPACE! I COULD DECOMPRESS!
#15400:06:27.896→00:06:30.240
OH GOD! THE ROOM'S CLOSING IN ON ME!
#15500:06:30.240→00:06:32.294
THESE ARE TEETH! IT'S ALIVE!
#15600:06:32.294→00:06:34.471
THE ROOM'S GOING TO EAT ME!
#15700:06:34.471→00:06:35.292
SHIT!
#15800:06:35.292→00:06:37.608
OKAY, NOT A LOT OF FUCKING OPTIONS!
#15900:06:37.608→00:06:39.006
[fzzt] AAAAH!
#16000:06:40.180→00:06:41.881
[exhales]
#16100:06:43.427→00:06:44.545
Great.
#16200:06:46.475→00:06:48.272
[distant thumping]
#16300:06:48.272→00:06:49.601
Hey, what's that noise? [distant thumping]
#16400:06:49.601→00:06:51.003
[distant thumping]
#16500:06:51.003→00:06:52.828
[distant growling]
#16600:06:52.828→00:06:56.727
[distant thumping]